Your poems are required to appear in an erbacce ROYAL WEDDING SPECIAL
 
As you know; the royal parasites William and Kate will be seeking our loot so they can celebrate their nuptials in style on Friday 29 April 2011… then they intend to lounge around living of us, producing God knows how many parasites in their wake, until death-do-they-part (or until another Camilla surfaces) … the date for this great celebration is, as we said, Friday 29 April 2011 so no doubt they’ll be away on one of the Yachts we provide for them when the workers celebrate May Day a few days later. It’s estimated that the wedding alone will cost us around ten million quid and then we have to provide them with a couple of homes and a fat benefits-cheque annually…
 
erbacce-press will be producing our ROYAL WEDDING SPECIAL to let the Royal Firm and the Murdoch Press know what we really think of these idle-scroungers. The Press is filled with stories about how happy we all are for the young couple. Are we? Are we happy to spend our lives propping up these benefit scroungers? Carole Anne Duffer will no doubt be employed to write an arse-licking ode for them… but we invite you to have your say…
 
Send poems to us as MS word attachments or in the body of an email together with a full snail mail address so we can send you a free copy if we use your contribution. Put ‘Royal Wedding’ in the email subject line. Poems can be in any form and of any length but ideally we need them to fit on a single A5 page… remember this will be an edition of our journal so restricted to between 36 and 40 pages! Get scribbling!